rally driver

Badass motherfuckers who navigate extremely technical road courses at buttthole-puckering speeds. Often the driver is battling inclement weather and/or dangerous road surfaces such as dirt, gravel, mud, ice, and snow.

The rally driver's car roared around a 90 degree corner sideways kicking up dirt into a 20 foot cloud.

by Wrxshun May 2, 2014

Drake Driving

The act of listening to Drake whilst driving, particularly from the album Nothing Was The Same. The songs are emotional, which cause one's eyes to tear up and obstruct vision, leading to reckless driving. Drake Driving is typically happens when someone is driving home by themselves late at night and they are emotionally vulnerable.

Guy 1: I almost got into a crash last night.
Guy 2: Don't tell me you were Drake Driving again.

by chigirl_ January 27, 2014

drive-pie

A drive-by involving pie throwing

In order to smite our enemies we had to resort to a drive-pie. It was messy.

by Gatho November 25, 2006

Drive-by Cunting

When an individual walks into a crowded, yet quiet venue (like a 7-11 or Target) and yells loudly "CUNT!!!!!" creating a massive state of confusion for the general public. Typically, said individual has their friends arrive first so they may discreetly witness this ambush.

whilst picking up some provisions at the corner store*

Man Walks in:
"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shocked old lady to fellow shopper:
"Oh Heavens! did he really just say that?"
"Yea lady, that's what we call a drive-by cunting around here"

by werdtown February 18, 2010

drive of shame

It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.

I texted my friend how I performed a drive of shame and it ended up on TFLN.

by thegreataristotle June 2, 2009

driveway moment

The inability to leave one's car after arriving at the destination because of the riveting nature of a story you're listening to on the radio; especially on NPR

I had a driveway moment today while listening to David Sedaris on This American Life.

by TooBeaucoup September 25, 2005

driving like he shit his pants

driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants

that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants

by llvdoc September 7, 2017