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King of Douchebaggery

One who demands respect from everyone yet thinks they are above showing it to others.

Prime example: Kanye West.
Jane: OMG! Did you see what Kanye West did to Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs? She was awarded "Best Female Video" and during her acceptance speech he waltzes up on stage, takes the mic from her and says that Beyonce's was better. Poor Taylor was nearly in tears!

John: Yeah, that was truly classless. Just shows why he's not the "next king of pop" like he claims but rather the King of Douchebaggery.
by Wasabi-Woman September 14, 2009
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Douchebaggedly

In the manner of a douchebag.

In a manner that implies that one is the cleaning product for vaginas (lesser than a vagina)
Man 1:He douchebaggedly responded that he recieved straight A's in high school.

Man 2:Wow, what a douchebag
by The Movie King September 18, 2006
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douchebagette

(do-sh-bag-eht) A gender specific tittle for the female douchbeag. Insult used to describe a female doucher.
Bob: I can't believe Tanya
Joe: Yeah she is a real douchebagette
by sueme17 March 29, 2011
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douchebaggery

Shrewd efforts put forth by douchebags to undermine other men as a social utility.
In all of his douchebaggery, he becomes one.
by theGooge December 13, 2009
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douchebaggery

ALL SHIRTLESS WONDERS SUFFER FROM DOUCHBAGGERY. Ironically, these shirtless wonders are the same guys ("Brah's", in their native tongue) who spend an absurd amount of $$$ on t-shirts - the term for mass possession of these sparkly, tattoo, and tribal print shirts is known as "DOUCHE-SWAGGERY".

An accurate way of identifying these Brahs is to know that they abide by the exact opposite set of laws that traditional vampires do:

As opposed to being unable to be exposed to sunlight, they actively seek out said sunlit environments. Because of this, you will not see a pale-skinned DB, but rather notice an brown-orange (termed "Bro-orange" by Crayola).

Also contradictory to vampire dogma, silver or a crucifix does not repel the DB's, as they do vampires. DB's will most often own and wear a silver crucifix, and in extreme cases will wear a silver crucifix overlapping a tattoo of a crucifix, whilst their arm is slung over their main bitch, stage name "Silver".

Also, churches, which provide a place of protection from vampires, hasn't been proven to repel DB's yet; although a DB has never been spotted in a house of God, to date. The best safe haven to run to for protection against DB's is the lower body/legs section of your local gym - DB's are known to avoid this area AT ALL COSTS.
The level of douchebaggery witnessed here tonight by all of the meat heads at the bar caused me to coin a new term; "Juice-bag".
by Brewlhp2 July 13, 2012
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Facebook Douchebaggery

The event in which a person "likes" their own status or comment on Facebook. This term occasionally applies to "liking" your own picture.
Person A - "What the hell, dude? Did you just like your own status?"

Person B - "Yeah, what's wrong with that?"

Person A - "... Liking your status is the epitome of Facebook Douchebaggery, bro. Not cool."
by PMTran June 10, 2011
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douchebaggia

a place where ignorant,annoying, lying shitheads thrive there must be the minimum of 5 people before your in douche baggia
Guy1: those dude sitting behind us are so damn annoying and stupid
Guy2: yea all they do is make dumb comments and talk a shitload of trash to make build themselves look good but all their doing is making an ass of themselves
Guy1: We are so in Douchebaggia
Guy2: agreed....
by Deadly Cobra Assasination Clan December 26, 2009
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