doof wife

A doof wife is a girl who spends many doofs with a boy experiencing life together.

Maybe they have been Married at the doof.

They Are not in anyway shape or form a couple outside of the doof. And are free to do as they please with whom they wish.
(It’s a mutual understanding)

Oh we’re not actually seeing each other it’s my “doof wife”

by Pacheesecake October 15, 2019

da doof

Stupid. Dumb. Big and Dumb
South Philly-ish. Maybe German

Look at that friggin Da Doof with his jack ass hat

by SillyinSoPhilly June 7, 2016

dilly doof

a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.

Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.

by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021

doof monster

Someone who is especially doofy. Means the same thing as doof except it is a lot more fun to say.

I can't believe she did that, what a doof monster!

by some redhead April 20, 2008

Oof and Doof

An extremely hot girl with the biggest douchebag in the world as a boyfriend.

Look at that "Oof and Doof" over there.
That girl is way to hot to be with that guy!

by D.W.S. February 24, 2009

Dingle Doof

An actual idiot, typically a teen with little to no common sense.

Amanda is such a dingle doof, what she did was so stupid.

by Dingledoof October 25, 2019

Faloofa doof

A Faloofa doof is when you wake up after you had a few to many to drink and your underwear is stretched over your head and your shirt is tied to your ballsack

Bruhh you got Faloofa doofed 😂

by Katie.ft.tae 😍🔒 December 21, 2016