doof dick

doof (stupid) dick (penis)

I gave her doof dick last night ngl

"yo shawty I went to my dick appointment and he gave me that doof dick

by perc30gang October 16, 2022

Doofed 'er

1. (Past Tense) The act of a physical failure, i.e. fall, trip, crash. Especially used when biking, running, skiing, snowboarding.

2. "Doofed Her" could totally have sexual connotations as well.

1. Colin- That was a sick ride!
Thomas- Did you see me back there? I almost Doofed 'er!
Colin- Yessadahbub.

2. Dude, I Doofed that chick last night.

by 1234yahooilagans October 26, 2011

da doof

Stupid. Dumb. Big and Dumb
South Philly-ish. Maybe German

Look at that friggin Da Doof with his jack ass hat

by SillyinSoPhilly April 17, 2016

doof monster

Someone who is especially doofy. Means the same thing as doof except it is a lot more fun to say.

I can't believe she did that, what a doof monster!

by some redhead April 21, 2008

Oof and Doof

An extremely hot girl with the biggest douchebag in the world as a boyfriend.

Look at that "Oof and Doof" over there.
That girl is way to hot to be with that guy!

by D.W.S. October 21, 2008

Dingle Doof

An actual idiot, typically a teen with little to no common sense.

Amanda is such a dingle doof, what she did was so stupid.

by Dingledoof October 25, 2019

Shoof the doof

It can mean anything that you want it to mean

Skylar : "Do you want to shoof the doof with me ?"

by The goon123 November 09, 2014