Diddly

Another name for sex.

Hunter: You dun diddly?
Austin: I dun Diddly ;)

by Silly steve January 12, 2011

Diddly squat

A unit of currency, worth a predicted £525m a week after brexit.

According to Boris Johnson, one Diddly Squat will be worth £525m per week after Brexit.

by Thrifty Amoeba September 3, 2018

doddy

Old and weird.

When I realized that I enjoyed eating beans straight out of the can, I knew I had gone doddy.

by dyadee November 4, 2013

re-diddly-donkulous

something so absurd, so idiotic that it makes a normal mind explode in aggravation.

She just bought 18 snackpacks and a hose, that's just re-diddly-donkulous.

by The Walking Tome of Knowledge December 1, 2006

squidly diddly

A form of masturbation where the person takes a squid and removes its innards and masturbates within its empty husk until said person reaches climax.

Dude, I just squidly diddlied.

Hey man, do you have any squid so I can squidly diddly later?

by hgani January 4, 2011

doddy

A Doddy is a really nice looking girl.

Wow! look at that Doddy!!

by Johnny W June 3, 2006

doodly

Those three annoying high-pitched ascending tones you hear on the phone when you've reached a wrong number and/or there's a problem with the connection.

I cxlled my girlfriend's old telephone number and got a doodly.

by pentozali July 16, 2007