Distractits

When you choose to ignore a woman's negative qualities because you are distracted by her attractive physical qualities, usually large breasts.

Chris: Why is Bill still dating Sara, she's a crazy ass bitch that will devour him.
David: Bill is too sprung and is distractits.

by alasjizz March 28, 2015

distraction noodle

A object or situational factor that serves as a distraction or diversion from someone or something else that is happening.

"I hate when I see a Cop car at night, at least during the day there is a bunch of distraction noodles so they don't see me".

by redmedicine August 23, 2015

distractionist

a person who distracts from the original post, subject

ticket buyers are distractionists to telling the truth about captivity

by CEwing November 5, 2015

distractional

To describe the positive distractions in our life. Examples are our cars, lifestyles, media channels, smartphones and TECH.

Awesome hoverboard! Very distractional.

by www.distractional.com April 23, 2016

distractimenting

the demented act of distracting someond

“liv stop distractimenting me!”

by livandconnor August 22, 2018

Distraction Travel

Travel that is interesting enough and long enough away from your normal life that the distraction of the new sights, activities, food, drinks, culture etc cause you to break all your normal habits. Can be great for weights loss, clearing a foggy head due to stress or a high work load. Generally involves at least 4 weeks away to allow complete disconnection from ones normal regime, lifestyle and habits.

I really need some distraction travel to clear my head as I can't decide whether to quit this job and go full time on my sideline or not.

by ThroughDistraction October 19, 2018

didracting

Another word for yes.

Person 1: Can I come over?
Person 2: Didracting

by Hhaaa March 30, 2019