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disaster goblin

Radiates chaotic neutral energy . One may attain "disaster goblin status".
reference: Youtube, "vines for disaster goblins" 2018

Old school RuneScape (may also be) in reference to Recipe for Disaster/Freeing the Goblin generals.
" i am a disaster goblin and i've never felt so appreciated, this is beautiful, i'm crying into all this gold i've stolen " - Booty Duke

" I achieved my disaster goblin status when I finally got over my salmonella on christmas day only to come down with strep throat the very next day " - Wikjah Greenwell
by DEd_fekuf December 29, 2018
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snatch disaster

A very loose, ran through poontang, sometimes the end result of a brutal child birth.
1)Man after her pushing out that ten pound baby, she was really a snatch disaster!
2)Don't mess with her, she is a walking snatch disaster!
by Choach Poacher October 20, 2018
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do a disc

To consume five beers (equivalent to 60 oz) out of a disc, often (but not always) as rapidly as possible and without vomiting. Commonly used among ultimate frisbee players.
"Hey Jagger, do you want to do a disc later?"
by d¥nø April 22, 2019
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F.I.M.A. Disaster

When one has an unexpected disaster that makes one feel as if they just got "fucked in my ass." Usually financial in nature, but always a major catastrophe.
"When the transmission went out on my car, I declared it a F.I.M.A. disaster. It cost me over $2,000!"
by Absolut Ang January 27, 2009
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AOL Disc

(noun)
old a computer disc used to install AOL browser

present a shiny reflective disk shaped object used as coaster/decoration/pizza cutter/
thing to fool around with on a sunny day. Usually found in
parking lots or garbage bins or in mail
Some One in the 90s: Sweet! a free browser disk!
Other 90s person: AOL Discs suck man, throw it away

Some one in the present: Sweet! a pizza cutter!
Some retard: NO ITS FOR AOL! USE IT!
by Finalword June 16, 2007
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Disasterbate

v. The act of maserbating and someone interrupts the act, just at the point of climax but before the actual ejaculation, so you have no option but to just put your junk back in you pants and cum all over the the inside of your shorts.
Me: My mom walked in just as I was ejaculating. I had NO time to cum on anything so I just shoved everything back in my pants and came all over myself. what a disaster.

Friend: Dude, you disasterbated!! Hilarious!
by Dr. K. Moon November 19, 2010
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AOL Disc

thing that aol send you for free in the mail to get money from you (yes its confusing but it does make sense)
i put the aol disc i received in the mail into the microwave and it bubbled and got really crispy =
by S T E F F I February 11, 2006
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