dickworks

Dickworks is any act representing an act that someone who is a 'dick' would have done or said.

This could also mean a body of work which represents someone who is known to be a 'dick' or 'douche'.

When bob posted on facebook 'I need better friends'

Bob's best friend then replied 'Ahem, dickworks'

Other example of dickworks:
Pushing an old lady/child down stairs.

by netdata November 2, 2009

dickhore

Having a penis that is used often and hard to keep in ones(generally a males)pants.

Dude did you see that dickhore, he is having sex with everyone.

by InspectrDetectr March 5, 2010

dickory doubt

Doubting if someone has a dick; questioning ones manhood.

Mike over there is giving me some serious dickory doubt.
Ya, what guy doesn't like football?

by thankyoubarney January 7, 2012

dickfoon

One who unwittingly demonstrates buffoonery while attempting to achieve or perform aggressive or manipulative dickishness.

Don't be a mere dickfoon.

by Labradactyl March 3, 2016

dickormortis

This happens when you fap so hard for so long, that it becomes almost painful to release the grasp of your penis.

Dude, I fapped for like 15 minutes and now my hand is stuck

Bro sounds like you got a case of dickormortis

by Lyoko_the_luxray September 18, 2016

dickportunity

A dick opportunity, or an opportunity to get dick.

Lindsey: Girl I have like two guys I can fuck.
Britney: Sounds do me you have dickportunity or two

by Dr. Ass October 28, 2017

dickoritous

Suffering from a case of always being a dick

I have a case of dickoritous!

by Something special May 23, 2018