Urban Dicktionary

You fucking retarded pervert you slut piece of shit fuck off no porn here

You: *looks up Urban DICKtionary*
Me: Yo WTF you sick piece of shit thirsty TH0T

by Lvl 100 boss January 16, 2019

dicktionary

a little feminine notebook with names of friends - potential sex partners - and their measures

I gotta look in my dicktionary to find a date for tonight...I will check under letter P.

by Nina March 15, 2005

dicktionary

Having a definition tattooed to your penis, thus creating a dicktionary.

Dennis decided to define what phallus was by tattooing it to the shaft of his penis, thus creating his dicktionary.

by Lily Daniels February 6, 2008

Dicktionary

A dicktionary is like a dictionary but instead of words it lists women that a man has slept with and includes a description of her body and performance as well as listing all of the ways she is willing to have sex. Kinda like a sophisticated black book.

If I don't slow down I'm gonna need a second notebook to continue writing my dicktionary. In the mean time I think I will look up and repeat the l section again.

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

Urban dicationary

A website that allows the user to define words. Urban dictionay contains hundreds of thousands of words each submited then if accepted rated with thumbs up or down.

person 1: hey you heard of that website Urban dicationary .com
person 2: yeah
person 1: oh...
Person 2: Now i know what a pean is.
Person 1: what the hell is a pean?
Person 3: oooohhh so thats what an emo is, i always thought it was a type of bird.

by Mark Williams February 19, 2006

Urban Dicktionary

Urban Dictionary for gays, lesbians, trannys and those with a disturbing sexual nature.

"Oh Jesus Christ, I forgot to check my Urban Dicktionary account yesterday!"

by Peckerama March 31, 2008

dickamonas

An STD in a woman who returns to the hospital, repeatedly with the same vaginal infection, because the dick she is having sex with has not been treated. (Related to Trichomonas which is the offending parasite)

After the woman had been re-infected repeatedly and had informed her "fiancee" each time that he needed to be treated, it was determined that she was suffering from dickamonas. A condition best treated by abstaining from sex with this partner until he has been treated.

by SASsy,RNC April 4, 2010