Department of Invasion Prevention

A hypothetical government department that deals with invasions foreign and galactic.

Secret agent: "I've never heard of the Department of Invasion Prevention"

by Type2GenomeManiac June 3, 2017

depraids

When you get an STD while you are on the highway going 120 mph before you whip it into oncoming traffic.

Me - Yo Juan did you know bob had Depraids!!!

Juan - No bro is he okay?

Me - Nah it was terminal he only had about 13 seconds before he was hit head on by a semi truck.

Juan - How did that happen?

Me - He was smashing his girl while going 120 mph down the highway and she told him she had HPV.

Juan - so where did the truck come from?

Me - He whipped that shit into oncoming traffic when he found out.

by SPC_ZACKATTACK December 17, 2020

Delsa

A bad ass bitch, that doesn’t take shit from no man. She’s a true homie, that goes above and beyond for her friends. She also has long ass toenails.

Delsa I love you bitch I ain’t ever gonna stop loving you bitch.

by Yuuuuhuujh May 3, 2021

departure

Act of inhaling nitrous (N2O) while high on LSD

- Man, what a departure we had
- Yeah, I went to space and back

by rudy69 July 31, 2021

Densard

Somebody who is a dense moron

Man that tall idiot over is a real densard

by MooseMalone November 3, 2021

Depalma

An Australian glass industry term used to describe a manager or supervisor who has usually has a university degree but has zero "real world" life skills. Known for sitting behind a desk for most of the time, studies numbers for fun, but lacks any for of empathy for subordinates.
Will often hide behind phases such as "the company has decided" or "management has decided to..." without taking any ownership his/her own bad decisions.

Sending this rubbish to a customer is depalma special!

by Glass101 November 5, 2021

DePace

a person (boy) who is obsessed with girls from other states; they smoke weed and are scrawny

dude stfu ur being such a DePace rn

by reesespuffs69 March 14, 2023