brain damage

Damage to the brain, usually defined by dead brain cells which would otherwise survive, is known to be caused by several things:
-fetal alcohol syndrome
-being constantly on speed for about 3 days
-large quantities of Ecstasy (a massive overdose)
-incompetently synthesized synthetic drugs
-being constantly drunk for about 3 days
-being hit on the head reeeal hard (see child abuse)
-being raised by fundies
Many people will claim that *any* mind-altering substance causes brain damage, but since this has never been scientifically demonstrated, these people are generally ignorant. See Church of Voodoo Pharmacology (assuming the editors have accepted it).

The general result is retardation, and it can cause the victim to join the fundies or other cults. It can also cause epilepsy, which can increase the ease of acceptance in a fundie cult because many of them view seizures as divine possession.

Popular exponents of brain damage include Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, George W. Bush, the KKK, and Ronald Reagan. The latter was so evil that his brain attempted suicide, causing Alzheimer's disease.

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

what's your damage?

"what is your problem?"

basically the same thing, except replacing problem with damage makes you sound twenty years out of date

Barack: "Senator McCain, what's your damage?"
John: "My damage, Senator is you!"

by PSONBT December 9, 2008

Domanic

Someone who is extremely sweet, intelligent, handsome, and funny. He loves video games, and will speak of them and computers often when he actually pays attention to you. But when he's not lost in his nerdiness, Domanic will always find a way to make you laugh. Also, he's a talented dancer, and even if he won't admit it, he has vocal skills.

Oh my gosh... Domanic wouldn't shut up about League of Legends when we were on Skype.

Domanic is such an adorkable herp derp.

^.^

by OtterlyTwitterpated March 11, 2013

porn damaged

A man or woman who has watched so much porn that they think women will actually do everything they have seen without being paid lots of money (or crack) and enjoy it.

I tried to plow the missis in the butt last night but she didn't like it ... Don:t know why.

Dude your porn damaged

by Rancidelephant January 24, 2008

Quad Damage

A fucking great Alternative Metal band from North-West London.

www.facebook.com/quaddamageband

www.soundcloud.com/quaddamage

"Dude, Quad Damage rip shit up!"

by RoflcopterSoiSoiSoiSoi January 15, 2012

domainer

A person who makes a living in the cyberterritory, making his fortune investing in the field of domain names, buying and selling the Internet's most valuable virtual "real estate".

Find New Money in Domain Names, be a domainer selling domains for profit, or show Web Ads instead and collect domain park money from quality traffic.

by Domainer X April 25, 2006

Domantas

Domantas is a sexy lithuanian boy who gets any girl he wants, hes good in bed, he had sex with your mom, not smart, in maths him and his teacher play rock paper scissors, but hes amazing at roblox.

OMG, girls get ready Domantas is coming!!!!!🤤

by dAtblackpresidont November 24, 2019