social distortion

traped in the pit falls of sin since 1979!

social distortion is the best band ever and always will be!!

by Anonymous March 17, 2003

Urban Dictonary

The thing ur on rn

I go on urban Dictonary every daz

by whatsapseudonym58 January 11, 2019

reality distortion field

It means exactly what it sounds like it means. When Steve says or does something, the very nature of reality is altered.

Steve says that Safari is the best web browser out there? It is.
Steve says that the iPhone gives you the "true internet"? It does.
Steve suggests that you need a bigger brighter screen to watch video on your Nano? You do.
Steve informs you that the ability to create ringtones from music you already own for an additional $.99 is a good deal? It is.

These are not the droids you're looking for.

$599 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.
Wait! Now $399 is a completely reasonable price for a sexy cell phone.

You need a new iPod.

The reality distortion field was in full effect at Apple's keynote today.

by Cziltang Brone September 16, 2007

urban dictonary

The site you're on now, dipshit.

YOU'RE ON URBAN DICTONARY, DIPSHIT!!

by IDIDATHING March 5, 2016

Dettol

(v.) To excessively scrub/or wipe surfaces in your home in an obsessive manner using highly concentrated chemical substances, preferably Dettol.

Lloyd (fictive name) is going to dettol this coming Sunday.

by Major Gliztvelvet December 9, 2013

distortedglitch

That one guy who destroys you in video games despite having the highest ping ever.

Man that one distortedglitch keeps kicking my ass.

by Atreiu February 17, 2020

Ditte

is an awesome person, she is really sweet and gorgeous too. She can say really random things, but that's what makes her loveable. She has a great sense of humor and is not shy at all.

ditte

by dog12345678900987654321 September 23, 2012