an insult, originating from the butcher shops of australia. usually said to the apprentice followed by a blank stare and "huh?", to which the butcher replies,"ya, couldnt be that stupid playin' with one!" also common on archery ranges.
Butcher: Mate, you must have two dicks!
apprentice:Huh?
Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!
apprentice:Huh?
Butcher: Ya couldn't be that stupid playin' with one!
by splinter barberino January 16, 2006
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It is a unwritten rule that your chicks (female friends) should always come before your dicks (male friends who you are/hoping to have a romantic relationship with).
Your Girls/Gals may use this expression to get you to stop being overly attached to your lover. As well as that they might say this when they think that your lover is taking control of your life etc. It also self-explanatory as many girls tend to use it to say that there gals come before any male lover.
It is a unwritten rule that your chicks (female friends) should always come before your dicks (male friends who you are/hoping to have a romantic relationship with).
Your Girls/Gals may use this expression to get you to stop being overly attached to your lover. As well as that they might say this when they think that your lover is taking control of your life etc. It also self-explanatory as many girls tend to use it to say that there gals come before any male lover.
Jenny: ''You do know why Jake broke up with Stacy right?''
May: 'No...''
Jenny: ''Because he loves you, that's why. He told me to tell you.''
May: ''That's Nasty.''
Jenny: ''Mhm. So, are you going to go out with him this Saturday?''
May: 'No. Chicks Before Dicks, Remember?''
Jenny ''Yeah, i can agree with you there.''
May: 'No...''
Jenny: ''Because he loves you, that's why. He told me to tell you.''
May: ''That's Nasty.''
Jenny: ''Mhm. So, are you going to go out with him this Saturday?''
May: 'No. Chicks Before Dicks, Remember?''
Jenny ''Yeah, i can agree with you there.''
by Flowercandii October 27, 2014
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by Scott Steffens March 7, 2008
Get the punching bag for dicks mug.Two Dicks is the term that is mostly used by Blueface, the meaning of this phrase is that you have 1 dick and 1 strap (glock, pistol, sidearm) in your pants.
Nobody:
Blueface: Blueface baby, yeah aight, Two dicks, big pisser and the Glicko
Nobody: that is actually fire
Blueface: Blueface baby, yeah aight, Two dicks, big pisser and the Glicko
Nobody: that is actually fire
by Invalid Silver April 15, 2019
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Neil Armstrong, 21st July 1969
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by Jacob Davey December 28, 2005
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Get the dickshaft mug.It refers to a pistol with an extended clip that does not fully fit inside the gun. It seems to have been coined by the rapper Young Thug. It became infamous in the aftermath of the death of Harambe the gorilla, due to people tweeting about it, originally intended as a show of force against people disrespecting Harambe. It degenerated into a bad joke when people interpreted it literally as meaning to display their penises to mourn Harambe instead.
by sd70mac April 2, 2019
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