Dessert Selectivity

Noun: The culinary problem of having unlimited wants and needs for after dinner sweets but only a finite number of choices.

Don't get mad at me for eating the last piece of homemade apple pie, you had plenty of time to eat it but instead you used poor dessert selectivity and chose to eat a handful of tootsie rolls.

by JEB_EDC January 10, 2014

Tibetan Dessert

The act of ejaculating inside the asshole of your partner and then slurping out the semen.

Man Tenille Townes gave me the best Tibetan Dessert last night.

by Krinkler September 15, 2020

Funky dessert

The lingering scent after you and a sexual partner cover one another in sweet dessert, and then engage in vigorous, sweaty sex.

I still can't get the smell out of my sheets after doing the funky dessert last Thursday. I've washed them twice.

by Emogaz June 2, 2020