captain cucumber

this describes anyone who has used a cucumber as a sexual instrument(usually through the rectum) rather than a vegetable

random guy: ''hey! how long do you take in the bathroom man''

other random guy (in bathroom): ''umn.....not long'' (groans)

1st random guy: (opens bathroom door and witnesses a large cucumber hanging from the other random guys ass with a dumbstruck look on his face)
''oh my god, CAPTAIN CUCUMBER, i knew it!

by the enchanted lemon of hermitage October 15, 2007

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Cucumber Keepaway

The game of teasingly denying and then fisting one's lesbian lover with a cucumber.

I could watch Megan Fox and Kate Beckinsale play Cucumber Keepaway all night long!

by Infinity Plus One November 4, 2009

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Cucumed

When you randomly blurt out bird noises as you cum.

Daddy Reita Cucumed as he ejaculated into mommy last night.

by BigTankLova December 15, 2010

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Cucumber bin

A vagina

Kelley makes sure to fill her cucumber bin on a daily basis.

by awkwardhi May 31, 2016

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Cucumber moment

When you are caught completely off guard by an object that is out of place and you instinctively jump back, like when a cat sees a cucumber on the floor and jumps straight up.

'Dude, I was rushing to class today and when I turned the corner I ran up on a vacuum cleaner next to the wall. I thought it was a Dalek about to 'TERMINATE!'

'Dude, that was a real cucumber moment.'

by Moreorlesswasted December 16, 2016

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