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Poop Cruiser

1. A person who is all around DUMB. Everything he/she says or does just doesn't make sense or isn't funny EVER, you can call them a poop cruiser. The ONE person in your crew who EVERYONE picks on is ALSO known as a "poop cruiser".

2. Can also be used to describe a gay guy. (Hence) "Poop" - as in anal penetration. "Cruiser" - As in enjoys the ride of whatever they are 'cruising'.
EX1. Trent said something real retarded at a party and no one thought it was funny. It has been like this for a while, and he is now considered a "Poop Cruiser".

EX2. Cody is a gay kid at school. Everyone knew he was gay and his nickname in school was "Poop Cruiser".
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FJ cruiser

The act of giving/receiving a foot job in an automobile. much like "road-head"

The Toyota FJ cruiser. a concept SUV of 2007.
kyle: hey man, sage gave me an FJ cruiser last night in my camarro.
g-nof: sweet bro.
by gdaddyflex January 19, 2007
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Land Cruiser

A pretentious vehicle that gives drivers a false sense of security about its limited capabilities, but is mostly used to do the school run or purchase groceries.
I had to tow a Land Cruiser out of a small puddle in front of the school crossing.
by MrOzMan January 8, 2017
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Ocean Cruiser (OC)

Is a slang used to describe OxyCotton or OxyCodone
Hey do you have any Ocean Cruiser (OC)s
by peteyp123 December 12, 2009
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cruiser

1. a pimp
2. a man who goes and picks up chicks
3. so hot he or she cannot be touched
by Bisbane April 28, 2003
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Loser Cruiser

A really shitty car such as the ELEMENT or a school bus.
Haha look at the losers in the loser cruiser!!!
by cartman5000 July 27, 2004
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pt cruiser

An abominably fugly car built on the exact same chassis as a neon, dreamt up by Chrysler officials who decided the company didn't suck enough. Slow, hideous, and ridiculous. I refer to them as "PR Losers."
My drivers ed teacher drives a PT Cruiser because he knows it's so ugly nobody would fail to see it on a street.
by Imus November 22, 2003
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