Crowing

Used for when an umbrella gets flipped inside out due to wind, etc.

Damn! Those winds are crowing my umbrella!

Dude, your umbrella is so crowed!

by BecauseRainbowsArePretty July 30, 2016

crawling tiger

A sexual move where you are on all fours and dragging your nuts on the ground. The friction from this action causes the ballsack to warm up. The man then pounces on the woman, supplying her with warmth and affection from the nuts alone.

Omg Becky, last night when I was with Tom we were getting all kinky and shit when all of a sudden he did the Crawling Tiger. My pussy was wetter than Niagara Falls itself that night

by Durkmcgurk May 8, 2018

Crowning

When your woman lives up your bald head and proceeds to sit on it and ride.

I just shaved my head and my girl just started crowning me

by Push pop November 12, 2020

Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

sentence used to describe something evil as shit, hellish or just very evil/evil looking.

guy1: ''look at that bush''
guy2: ''yeah, wtf?'' guy2: ''it looks like it crawled out of satans ass''

(Crawling/crawled out of satans ass

by Pseudo-hOOman January 26, 2021

Crowning

When you start to develop crown baldness the most common form of male balding

I never knew Rick was crowning till Jill pointed it out

by Reverboi August 3, 2021

Crowding

Unnecessary co-signing or dick riding to the third power. Skin to skin type shit, thus leaving no room for other potential more tasteful dick riders.

“Love Parks, but he be crowding Joe sack”
“Aye you crowding, move around”
“You know a lot of yes men, you starting to draw a crowd”

by Victor Marcus August 5, 2022

crawling with

full of

'Cause this city is crawling with dirty cops.

by CyberPM November 10, 2022