by hnrmeow June 03, 2009
I can’t go out this weekend, the ex left our crotch fruit with me so she could go off with her new boyfriend.
by 6in6 July 12, 2018
by Stormageddon: Dark Lord of All February 19, 2015
by crotchpop November 16, 2009
A motion in which a person (man or woman, though weird for a woman), whilst in standing stance, thrusts their crotch forward and makes a downward open hand gesture with both arms at a foots length apart, down in the the crotch as it thrusts to maximum height and gesutres to oh say 'Suck It', to anyone abound and about, purely a symbolic gesture but also know to get the females moist....
mmm there's Emily Fitch from Skins seasons 3-4 I'm going to crotch pop in her Direction and see if she responds... Emily Fitch responds 'Eww, that's such a bloke thing, anyway I'm gay'. Mmmm crotch pop
by cestlavieskt June 17, 2022
1. a condition caused by the improper fit of jeans or pants.
2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef
2. the sound heard emanating from the crotch area in quiet surroundings when a person is walking. sometimes mistaken for a fart or qweef
When Jean noticed the look on Lynn's face as she started to walk up the stairs, she said "Oh sorry, I've got the Cracklin' Crotch!"
by bettybabe May 08, 2010
When a person wraps and cradles another with their legs, putting the other in between their legs and up against their crotch.
by lil_swagger07 September 21, 2014