Crotch-staring

The act of gazing upon with intent the crotch of a perspective mate in order to ascertain the size of their genetalia, including but not limited to, girth and length of the penis.

"Dude, Tom has a 2" dick!" "He does not!" "How do you know?" "I've done a lot of Crotch-staring"

Crotch-staring by Baxative November 15, 2009

crotch pot 

When it is so hot outside that a girl can cook a ham in her pants... like a crock pot could.

It's so hot outside I feel like a crotch pot! I could cook a ham in my pants!

crotch pot by Van Mad August 10, 2006

crotch crickets 

Another name for "Phthiris pubis", the pubic louse (crabs).

Joey had sexual relations with a dirty girl, and was afflicted with a nasty case of crotch crickets.

crotch crickets by Derek Smith May 9, 2003

crotch-vision

An affliction or blessing that causes a person to constantly stare at crotches.

"Girl, crotch-vision has struck again! Look at Wang Chung in that polyester jumpsuit over there! It's like a bad car accident. My eyes can't look away from his dirty souf."

crotch-vision by Miss Marie April 24, 2006

Crotch Pot Cookin' 

When it is so hot outside that a man's pants become a boiling pot for his nuts.

It's so hot outside that Jack says his nuts are doin' a lil crotch pot cookin'!

Crotch Pot Cookin' by Jon (943) August 2, 2008

Crotch Cooties 

Anytype of sexually transmitted disease...especially Herpes

Tyrone: Man, did you hear about that freak Lisa?
Darnell: Naw! What about her?
Tyrone: Man, that hoe got a bad case of them crotch cooties from lettin Lil Daryl an'nem run a train on her last month!
Darnell: Word?! That's messed up...

Crotch Cooties by Dre-Dre from the Block February 27, 2009

crotch tent 

Boner, Erect Penis, Hard On.

This stripper was so freakin hot I pitched a crotch tent.

crotch tent by t0sh1r0 December 24, 2009