Crossing it up, Catholic Style

A handshake in the motion of the Catholic cross. It starts out as a normal handshake, then the hand position is changed so just the fingers are connected. From that point, the movement is up, down, then left to right and vice versa. The left to right movements should be done to the direction of the coolest person taking part in the shake. After the shake is done, it is optional for one to say "Cross it up," and the other to finish it by adding on "Catholic Style"

Person one: Oh look, Johnny and Tony are crossing it up, catholic style!
Person two: Yeah, they really must love Catholicism!!
Person three: STFU you idiots, catholics suck

by J. C. Sampson November 5, 2005

Crossfit

A pretend sport which self proclaimed athletes compete to lift various weights and perform moves with terrible form, usually resulting in injury. The term wod is used to make these workouts more appealing to fat woman.

1. Russ " hey fellas, fancy a quick wod?"

Phil " yeah man, crossfit brings out the best in me"

Russ " I got this great move from JML for £14.95"

W Ian " you guys are fucking benders"

by The eye collector May 21, 2016

CrossFit

A new and expensive way of re-branding boot camp and circuit training. Also a method of selling out while pretending to be hardcore and underground.

CrossFit makes men smaller and women hotter.

The average CrossFit male wears an extra medium shirt.

by Grouch Classman June 21, 2011

croissant

a yummy pastry nom nom

stop! i could’ve dropped my croissant

by wowza666 June 8, 2019

crossfit cunt

A fucking nonce that wears nothing but CrossFit clothing, they also insist on doing lots of high fives and loud whoops when they have lifted piss poor weights. CrossFit slags are incapable of completing a full rep and can often be seen dropping light weights as their feeble bodies cannot take the strain. If you go to the gym and see a cunt he will likely be conducting a CrossFit routine.

Hey....I so dog tits Toby doing CrossFit in the gym, his body was gopping. To be honest he looked like a dropped yogurt, what a CrossFit cunt.

by Ginger Barbarian. August 17, 2019

crossing wires

means to be confused, think something else to what the person is actually saying

"i'm gay"
"haha homosexual"
"no i'm happy i mean"

that would be getting "wires crossed"

by blah March 7, 2005

crosstitute

A person, usually of the hardcore religious right, who uses the word of God to further a political agenda; similar to a fundie. e.g., Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, George W. Bush, etc.

Randall Terry was on TV last night crosstituting for Terri Schiavo.

by die7fox May 22, 2005