Mexi Cruiser

A shitty 90's car or truck driven by a mexican that has lowered suspension, an obnoxiously loud muffler, shitty chrome painted plastic parts, shitty chrome rims, a hood scoop, a wing on the back end, and an assortment of performance decals.

Wow that '94 Honda Civic that is falling apart, loud as hell, chromed out, and lowered is sure a Mexi Cruiser.

by saintsfan1313 December 28, 2009

puddle cruiser

a creepy old guy who cruises the puddles of the playgrounds to find some wet child to diddle.

wow...see that creepy old guy beside the van in the high socks and short shorts? hes a total; puddle cruiser.

by weisyo May 31, 2006

jerusalem cruiser

Any rope sandal that is similar in style to the kind that Jesus would have worn.

"Hey, Ryan, where'd you buy the Jerusalem Cruisers?"

by Tony April 24, 2003

Pt cruiser

A nig bird

Yo that pt cruiser got a shlong

by YourDadUri July 6, 2021

1975 Huffy Beach Cruiser

Code word for dildo (an object shaped like an erect penis used for sexual stimulation)

Jarrin: “I’m going to go home and ride my 1975 Huffy Beach Cruiser”

Guss: “Dude, stop telling me. No one cares”

by Tyroneswaggins January 14, 2019

FJ Cruiser (Fuckin' Joto Cruiser)

A gay man's vehicle of choice. A vehicle specifically made for the gay community made by Toyota.

Look, there's another FJ Cruiser (Fuckin' Joto Cruiser) parked @ the gay bar!

by buell05 August 10, 2010

Cruiser Spooning

The act of parking two police vehicles with the driver's sides facing one another so that the officers can converse through their open windows.

Better slow down. The po-po are cruiser spooning there in the parking lot.

by Andrew Lagemann December 9, 2008