Clobber

Clobber another word for a toilet, this word can be used many times through out the day.

The word originated in Australia but has evolved into a different meaning.

Here are some examples of how to use the word clobber:
"I'm going to the toilet" you can change that into "I'm going to the clobber"
"Sir can I go to the toilet?" you can change that into "Sir can I go to the clobber?"

by bimgustoilet November 25, 2020

clobber ur noggin

a phrase meaning to hit someone hard in the head

if u dont shutup, i will clobber ur noggin!

by lozzy mozzy October 7, 2021

Clobber

When you combo someone in Super Smash Bros using King Dedede

I just clobbered some random guy online

by Avocet June 4, 2022

clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.

I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.

by grugligent November 9, 2022

Clobber .

Clobber is clothing . Particularly a suit and tie to be worn and a blazer could also be worn with your clothing . Watches and belts etc. are good aswell

At the wedding tomorrow, wear your clobber . and make sure you look the best .

by Ozzy macacacaa November 14, 2022

Clobbering Time

to commit an act of clobbering; to clobber

"IT'S CLOBBERING TIME"

by Uatu The Watcher December 1, 2022

Cobber

Formerly known as a saying towards a friend or mate, cobber has now progressed to young people saying it towards the older generation as a slang and offensive word. A young man in his 20’s saying to an older man in his 40’s ‘g’day cobber’ is taken as the young man not showing any respect to the older generation.

A young tradie might say, ‘yeah no worries cobber’ to a man in his 40’s meaning no respect at all.

by Pappa Dawg October 12, 2022