Cellar Dweller

A team or person that is in last position.

"Man the Lakers can't even buy a win this season"

"Yeah, they're the cellar dwellers this year"

by Sonny Jiim November 29, 2007

cell loop

Where person 'A' makes a cell phone call to person 'B', gets their voice mail, begins to leave a message. Meanwhile person 'B' sees the missed call, phones person 'A' from THEIR cell, and gets person 'A's voice mail, leaving a message to call them back. meanwhile, Person 'A' finishes the message for person 'B', see's that they have missed a call from person 'B' and call them back, only to get the voice mail again, because person 'B' is doing the same... the cycle continues as long as the participants do not pause to let the other person through.

It took Jane and me forever to get out of that cell loop until I finally just put the phone down and waited for her to call.

I'm TRYING to call to get through to them so they don't miss the highway exit, but we're stuck in this damn cell loop!!

by mmmichaelll January 29, 2007

cellardoor

According to Donnie Darko's english teacher, a famous linguist once said that CellarDoor was the most beautiful phrase in the english language.

by copilot August 13, 2003

splinter cell

One of the best stealthy video games around.

Sam Fisher kicks ass.

by cartman5000 August 9, 2004

cell shading

A styalized technique used in videogames with bold colors and/or bold lines to create a flat cartoon look on 3D backgrounds and models.

Are they using cell shading in that new game?

Yeah, it looks just like a cartoon.

by Josh February 1, 2005

Dirt Cellar

That delightful little spot that's just pure heaven on earth, the bunghole, asshole, mud button or for that traditionalists, the anus.

Dawn loved some occasional ass play with her boyfriend. She loves offering up her Dirt Cellar for a little oral and penetrative play.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2015

cell phone-itis

A socio/psychological condition characterized by ones inability to stop talking on their cell phone; commonly unable to turn their cell phone off; often and especially in enviornments that are not appropriate for personal phone conversing. This condition is often associated with a deeper emotional/psychological/spiritual condition of vacuousness and refered to in 12 step recovery parlance as chataholic.

So I drive my car over to La Beedo's to give him a ride to the gig and within 30 seconds his cell phone goes off. He answers the call without missing a beat, and yammers away about about Suzie, Sally and Sam, from 168th St. all the way to 96th. When he hangs up, I start to ask him a question and his phone goes off again. He tells me "hold on, I need to get this", and dives back into his fucking babble-bubble. I picked him up the next night and the same thing happened. Seems like he may have a serious case of cell phone-itis.

by Bob Albanese September 16, 2007