cranked

to hit someone so hard as to cause serious injury

-dude, I fucking cranked him!

by Erik Rasmussen January 10, 2004

Cranks

Besides coffee it is also known to be the white substance that comes out of a male's genitala while "cumming" to a pleasurable climax.

I filled a cup of cranks for a fertility clinic.

by DealerHub November 27, 2010

crank

The act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating, derived from a fusion of the words 'crap' and 'wank'. Usually performed on the toilet, when a gentleman is getting ready for work and doesn't have time to shit and then wank concurrently so has to do both at the same time. Practicioners have been known, however, to perform the 'crap' element in their undergarments mid-crank.

Mate I was so rushed this morning I had to get a crank in.

by poweritup108 June 11, 2006

cranks

Cranks refer to each individual crank on a bike's crankset.
Cranksets are the levers used for pedaling a bicycle. Cranks happen to be one of the three most important components on a bicycle, the important trio being, frame, wheelset and cranks.

Those are some crazy cranks you got on that bike. I bet they're as stiff as a twelve year old with a girly mag.

by dubbed March 9, 2006

Cranked

To fuck someone

guy 1: dude i just cranked this milf

guy 2:daaamn bro that's wild!

by SavDrips January 19, 2019

crank that

The act of a male ejaculating on a female's back who is passed out drunk then laying a blanket over the female. When the female wakes up, the sperm has dried and the blanket is stuck to her back.

Hey man, lets superman that ho (crank that)!

by Kyle Ross November 11, 2007

crank

Crank to masterbate whilst having a shit
Cra(crap) nk (wank)

Guys i had my first crank today

by Cuzza August 16, 2007