Crouching tiger, hidden dragon

When doggie style sex in a small shower stall requires the woman to crouch down like a tiger to avoid her head from getting rammed into the wall, while the man scrumping her from behind is hidden in the mist of the shower.

Yo bro, that shower was so small I had to bend my bitch over and pound her crouching tiger, hidden dragon style.

by Meat Cleave December 10, 2009

conching

1. the act of vomiting into an open anus which has teeth around the outside.

2. cutting a person's genitals off and keeping them in a shell for later ingestion.

3. cutting off someone's genital warts and sucking the juices out.

1. *blurgh* *munch, munch, munch, mmmmm* thats some good conching.

2. alfred didnt mind me bringing home my boss' genitals for dinner last night.

3. don't look at me in that strange way, i'm doing you a favour.

by bert and ernie July 25, 2006

couching

V. To be on the couch chilaxing. See: chilaxing
The very form of beign a couch potatoe

I was too busy couching to eat, so I died.

by WEENER February 17, 2005

couching

Couch, pillow, blanket, Netflix.

Leave me alone I'm couching.

Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up?

by roraborealis July 26, 2011

counting money

A male term used to describe the action of itching ones testicle sack by rubbing the skin between the thumb and index finger. Usually done from within his pants pocket.

Tim was counting money in the church lobby because his nuts itched so bad from sitting through the days service.

by Tim Thiede April 6, 2007

couchin

chillin on yo couch, usually for large amounts of time doing nothing at all

- what are you doing?
- couchin
- u bum

by jpick22 December 11, 2008

Counting chickens before they hatch

When you call something yours before you have it

The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch

by 300WinMag March 17, 2017