Kevin Costner

A guy some of us have convinced ourselves we look like, despite not being related to or knowing Kevin Costner, or being told once in our life that we were his lookalike. If that's not weird enough, we have convinced ourselves that we have convinced females at work that we looked like Kevin Costner, and that she can't tell the difference between us and Kevin Costner, even injecting a sample the DNA of Kevin Costner into our own blood so that we cant tell the difference between ourselves and Kevin Costner.

Guy at work- No, no, I'm not Kevin Costner, I knew you were gonna say it like everyone else always does, I'm just me.

Girl at work- Somebody told you that you look like Kevin Costner?

by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Talen Costanzo

a FUCKING GOD, fuck all the pussy but only lasts a few seconds. people call him the flash because the fastest he has finished was 2.4 seconds when we was fucking your mom. he is extremely tall and has a small dick, has hoes but is still single

damn, Talen Costanzo just fucked my mom. that was a #flash moment

by daddy sway August 24, 2021

Taking a Costanza

“Taking a Costanza” is the act of taking your shirt off before dropping a massive shit. It is also known as the most gratifying thing a straight man can do with his shirt off.

That Indian food last night fcked my stomach up, I taking a Costanza

by DeezNuts_SLC March 19, 2026

Mrs. Coston

A hot English teacher found in most schools with a smashable body.

Mrs. Coston's class was very fun today

by Chad'sOwner November 28, 2022