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compulsive housewife disorder

A condition found in young women characterised by an uncontrollable urge to cook and clean for family and friends, and otherwise take care of them the way a housewife would, though the subject is not married or a mother. Also known as CHD.
My compulsive housewife disorder kicked in at that party last night. I cleaned up vomit, nursed a few unconscious girls, and cooked breakfast in the morning.
by HighWire June 23, 2006
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also known as OCGDD,
people who are obsessed with green day, who cant go one day without visiting GDA (greendayauthority.com), and are sick of people who think american idiot is the only green day cd ever made.
when inflicted with this awesome disease, you know all there is to know about green day and sweet children, from every song lyric, to having every poster,to getting angry with others that only listen to them because they think billie is hot, and dont know the meanings behind any song.
Me: im a proud carrier of OCGDD
YOu: omgzzz whats that?
Me: obsessive compulsive green day dissorder
you: omg i love Greenday! i went to the doctor yesterday...and they looked in my ears and diagnosed me with that!
Me: ?? wtf?
by freakmagnetxxx July 29, 2008
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compulsive highlighter

A person who, when reading text on a computer screen, cannot help but constantly select, deselect, and reselect the text.

This highlighting ranges from constantly clicking the text at random, highlighting the words as they are read, or highlighting the words as a bookmark to stay on track.
Jimmy is a compulsive highlighter; he constantly clicks at his computer screen even while he's just reading!
by pavementphases March 10, 2011
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compusation

Having a conversation via AIM or Yahoo Messenger when you're right next to someone
"This class is boring... compusation?"
by Skitch360 May 1, 2008
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Californian Cappuccino

Rather crude sexual act, when one defecates in their partner's mouth (the coffee), then cums in it (the milk/cream). Some go so far as to urinate or spit in the mouth as well, although I'm not sure how these work in line with the rest of the 'coffee'. Perhaps they represent sugar, I'm not sure.
Average Joe 1: Ahh man, Becky was annoying me last night, so when I saw she was asleep with her mouth open it was the perfect opportunity to give her a Californian Cappuccino!

Average Joe 2: Did you do it?

Average Joe 1: Nah, she woke up as I was pulling down my pants.

Average Joe 2: Ahh, bummer man.
by Faux nom April 29, 2010
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compulsive liar

one who lies on impulse for no reason.
Man, Sean is such a compulsive liar, he told me he would kill himself if I ever turned ghetto.
by Megan Burgess September 28, 2005
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Being completely obsessed with Edward Cullen and the Twilight Saga.
My friend Jayne has Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder. She does nothing but talk about Edward Cullen
by CodyThePony November 23, 2009
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