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Corpus Crusty

When your wife doesn't have sex with you. You wait until she falls asleep then you jerk off and nut on her face so when she wakes up her eyelids are crusty and stuck together.
Woman, either give me sex or im gonna give you a Corpus Crusty.
by Brooks19840 December 18, 2023
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Corpus Christi, Texas

The great value version of Mobile, AL.

Corpus Christi is a city that proves every negative racial stereotype. Only good thing that has come from Corpus Christi is whataburger
by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024
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Corpus Christi, Texas

Small Port City on the Gulf Coast. One of the few cities in Texas that have a declining population (Though slowly).

Corpus Christi is a city that proves the racial stereotypes to be true (They even have a MLK Jr. Dr. So yeah)

Demographics:
90% Hispanic
9% Black
1% White

Population:
317,863 (2020)
317,773 (2021) (-0.1%)

Politics: Purple-Red
Corpus Christi, Texas is the great value version of Mobile, AL.

I lived in Corpus Christi, It sucks (Though padre island and the U.S.S Lexington are cool)
by IhateSouthTexas January 24, 2024
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coopstap

A username used specifically by people who's real name is Cooper. This username is unanimously associated with bad aim, poor game strategy and abysmal team communication. It is not uncommon for other players to refer to people with this username as just Cooper, stunning them and prompting them to inform all their friends about how strangers on a video game knew their real name.
Please stop throwing the game Coopstap or should I call you Cooper?
by Cool_Guy_18529 February 25, 2024
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Coolus

Coolus is Cool but with more than one cool-us so its us thats cool
You guys are really coolus
by AdamGM April 27, 2024
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Corpuspostpsychopossessionlessness

When the rap artist Lilcharonthebeat (Also known as Charlie Goldbear) promises to release a song, but doesn't on time (Usually a repeated offense).
"That Lilchar and his corpuspostpsychopossessionlessness!"
by EvilZhosev March 31, 2025
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Compussycate

When there is a bunch of lesbian falling in love with each other, and there is no solution, the complication of the relationships is compussycated.
The 3 way relationship of these lesbians are compussycated.
by Tantatic August 22, 2025
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