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control freak

Person/persons who, if not in control of many aspects in other's lives will go ballistic. This ensues telling, demanding, and finally just doing what they wanted all along.

These persons are the complete opposite of, and will clash with those who are laid back
"1) we're going to decorate the apartment like this, 2) I want it decorated this way, 3) I just decorated it the way I wanted."
by Anonymous November 20, 2003
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no control

When you do something so amazing but it doesn't get recognised, so you and a bunch of people promote it one day and it gets super popular. ie. What happened with One Direction's song No Control.
*at an art gallery*
Jay: *staring at a large group of people looking at a painting* Isn't that Gemma's painting?
Nick: Yeah, she pulled a no control with her art club and got it featured. Became a huge hit.
by larry.jpg May 14, 2015
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Schnoo's Corollary

Schnoo's Corollary: The first person to invoke the name of Stalin in an argument (outside of a discussion of Russian history or politics) should be immediately sent to the gulag.
Rush Limbaugh, in defending his inane remarks on "phony soldiers", declared out of the blue that "Stalinists have taken over the Left" in America. To follow the strictures of Schnoo's Corollary, Limbaugh should be shown what a real gulag is like forthwith.
by Manny Morgan October 20, 2007
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mind control

The abiblity to control/influence someone's "actions"
Your wife is a master of mind control
by nf1n1ty March 18, 2004
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Chaos Control

1) Of the Sonic games: A power that is used with a Chaos Emerald to bend time and space, either allowing you to freeze time or to warp yourself or something else instantly from one location to another. The only known possesors of this technique are Sonic the Hedgehog and Shadow the Hedgehog.

2) Of Sonic X: A force which can transport people, places, and things from one dimension to another or from one time period to another. It cannot be controlled.
Shadow: "Chaos . . . control!"
by SonicFan March 28, 2004
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snooze control

The period of time when one's desire to stay in bed is so strong they repeatedly hit the snooze bar on their alarm clock, without conciously being aware of it.
Sorry I'm late guys, my snooze control lasted for 30 minutes this morning
by VHosey December 12, 2008
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Male Birth Control

Any type of game or activity, used predominantly by the male population, that does both of the following two things:
1) Occupies large amounts of time
2) Fails to become an activity that women find attractive

Male birth control was created to prevent the overpopulation of the human race.
Common examples of male birth control include: World of Warcraft, Minecraft, Call of Duty, Comic Books, and Starcraft
by SuperWelcomeMatt April 10, 2013
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