continuous improvement

A made up phrase used to justify the fact that you fucked up and now need to fix it.

The Boss screams, "DAVE! How did you manage to delete the entire database?"
"Not my fault man, the system let me do it. Someone should fix that."
Boss replies, "You created it."
Dave answers, "Continuous Improvement, we will add it to our projects list and get to it next year sometime."

by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Continuation

When a hookup that was only intended to occur once, or occurred in an unexpected fashion, happens again at a later date. - Count it and one.

Wow, Andrew hooked up with that Freshman last semester and again last weekend. Good continuation on his part.

by gse1776 May 8, 2014

continuinuinuum

A continuum pronounced by wizards and people who are unable to pronounce thing properly.

I don't buy into the whole continuinuinuum thing.

by God December 14, 2004

contino

An individual who always messes up the simplest tasks.

Did you hear that Gabe forgot to flush the toilet, he was being a real contino.

by continobaby June 2, 2018

Continental

To use fancy words, catch phrases, and overly pronounced foreign words that makes one appear to be worldly traveled and high class.

Clerk: Welcome to Starbucks. How may I help you?

Vic: I'll have a small coffee and cheese danish.

Don: I'll take a Bacon, Gouda Cheese & Egg Frittata on Artisan Roll and a Venti Caramel Brulée Latte.

Vic: That's very continental.

by Blumperton January 19, 2011

Continental United States

Our 48 states not including Alaska and Hawaii. The above definition is wrong, Alaska is not part of the continental United States

Hawaii is outside of the Continental United States

by alex14 July 2, 2006

Cortini

2. Another word for perfection.

3. God's most precious and wonderful angel.
If there's one thing for certain in this world of confusion, it's that Cortini is everything to me.
buy cortini mugs & shirts
angel perfect cortini amazing incredible

Cortini is a GREAT GAL

by PEWDIEPIE April 10, 2013