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Mask Constipation

When some selfish fellows or anti-maskers find it so hard to take out their face mask to wear it in public until they are threatened with a fine by the police if they refuse to do so.
Some unvaccinated religious zealots or diehard conspiracists would rather go to jail than pay a fine for refusing to don a mask in crowded places, which is a big concern for the authorities as these covidiots refuse to hear anything about mask constipation.
by MathPlus May 26, 2021
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Text Message Constipation

When you receive your cell phone texts long after they were sent to you.
I woke up this morning and and 50 new messages. Too bad they were all from last week. My cell phone had some serious text message constipation.
by Horny Johnny March 27, 2011
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constipation

An asshole who is full of shit; a mean, cocky person who tells nonsense stories to try and make himself look better.
He keeps talkin' all that good shit but he's really just an arrogant douchebag spewing a bunch of b.s.. Can you say, "constipation?"
by katiekins October 13, 2008
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Constipationing

Ah, i would go out but im constipationing at the mo.
by George Macky October 28, 2008
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Installation Constipation

When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it all at once - a bit like constipation.
Ronald: Hey Jeremy, flight simulators is taking the piss to install, fuck it, i dont want to play that shit game anyway.

Jeremy: Hmm looks like you had a classic case of installation constipation there mate. Why the fuck did you want to play that anyway you complete bell.
by Nedmundovich April 5, 2009
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Constipation

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.
The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.
by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004
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