spider cones

the act of smoking pot without sharing it with, friends, housemates, co-workers etc. An act of deception

Why was Ed sneaking out of the party?
He was sneaking out to have spider cones in his car

by splatterslatz June 18, 2007

cones

one's parents

Sheila don't know who her daddy cone is.

by Anonymous December 19, 2002

Conegasm

The act of shoving a cone up into your anus until you orgasm.

I had an amazing conegasm last night, it lasted for hours longer than anything my boyfriend could have done.

by Helly93 June 24, 2007

Road Cones

Road Cones is when a women has enormously large breasts and they are shaped in the form of traffic cones. The term is derived or found when a male or group of males walks down a street, hallway, etc. and they see a women who is gifted with the present of "Road Cones" They stop in their tracks as if they have just walked about a construction site.

Causes>>>

1) May be due to a wrong shaped bra.

2) Spending too much time in the geometry class room.

3) Losing a fight with the household cleaning appliance........ "THE VACCUM!!"

Dude check out the Road Cones on that Lady. I would love to enter in on her construction site.

by checkitOUT20 August 3, 2009

Conenab

In the Spectrum game "Down to Earth", the Conenabs are cute little cyclops plant things which grow in clusters, multiply like randy maths teachers and explode when they get too numerous. Quite handy because the nasty aliens you're trying to kill sometimes hit them and blow up.

Oh bloody hell, there's another alien after me and I've only got two frigging lives left, there's some conenabs over there, I'm going to head for those. Oh shit, they've blown up and killed me.

by Andy April 17, 2004

Consalvo

A pair of very fancy pants.

I tripped in some mud and ruined my new consalvo.

by splinty January 6, 2012

cotesarmy

Cotesarmy is the most active part of the NCIS fandom who want the Cote/Ziva return

Cotesarmy in than an Twitter hastag

by LaGianolk April 27, 2014