Conesa

Humble God creator of the universe, who has decided to spend one of his eternal lives on earth in our timeline.
Full of grace and charisma, only a lucky few are able to understand his sense of humor and have the privilege of hearing him laugh.
Friendly, helpful and handsome are some of the qualities he possesses.

Thanks to Conesa, the humble God who has helped me solve my problem, now I am a new person

by Khalesi November 22, 2021

Conesy

What pro wrestler/actor The Rock calls Conan O'Brien.

The Rock: "How ya doin, Conesy?"
Conan: "KEEP COOL MY BABIES!!!"

by J-Badizzle July 20, 2008

Conestoga Valley High School

A school filled with fake people and Juulers who think they’re cool. There’s a select few people that are actually nice at this school, but nearly everyone you’ll meet will most likely stab you in the back. Just a bunch of gays to be honest.

She’s pretty slutty and fake... I bet she’s from Conestoga Valley High School

by not a juuler December 11, 2018

Conestoga High School

A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.

Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"

by BeatAssDefinitions May 10, 2018

coneball

The best sport in the world which involves launching a ball to someone from a cone, and them catching it with another cone. The first one to get injured loses.

Person 1: Hey, do you want to play some coneball?

Person 2: Yeah! It’s the best sport.

by Flurby Wurby August 29, 2018

Punchin' Cones

An Australian term for smoking a bowl from a bong or pipe.

<Friend> G'Day mate. What did you get up to last night then, you blighter?
<Deegs> Fuckin' like stayed at home n shit ay lad. Was punchin' cones with my mum n shit bro. Mad cones n shit.

<Friend> Fucken Ay
<Deegs> Fucken Ay

by Sloppdogg October 12, 2009

Consalvoed

To get shit faced drunk within twenty five minutes of arrival to a party. Being a sloppy and belligerent after two drinks.

Suraj: Hey are you having a party this weeked?

Dan: Yeah just don't invite nick this time, he gets consalvoed and fucks up my house.

Suraj: Fucking lightweight bitch.

by Wednesday89 July 14, 2012