stench trench commando

A rediculously gay guy, a man that wears another man's tallywacker as anal ornament.

That guy wearing the pink leotard is a total stench trench commando.

by stillboy615 October 29, 2007

Commando

An Arnold Schwarzenegger film that is possibly one of the best movies in the world. In this movie Arnold shows us his take-no-shit mentality and that he can take on hundreds of people with no problem at all. This movie ranks up there with Conan The Barbarian and Kindergarten Cop as one of the greatest films of the past millennium. It is a requirement to see this movie.

While watching Commando, Bill reaches the part in the movie where Arnold fights the man in the motel room....

Black Man: Fuck you, asshole! (throws a weak punch that does not faze Arnold, and he turns his head to the man)

Arnold: No, Fuck you asshole! (Throws a punch that sends the man flying through a doorway and ends with him impaling himself on a sharp object)...

Bill: This movie is fucking awesome!

by celtic warrior June 20, 2009

cheat commando

An elite fighting force sworn to protect the world from the forces of Blue Laser.

Cheat Commandos, they're probably battling evil,
And each one sold seperately,
Cheat Commandos, they're always fighting for freedom,
Buy all our playsets and toys!

by Donkey Kong Song June 24, 2004

Going Commando

Wearing no underwear.

Young children usually go commando after urinating themselves.

by Zerostar December 22, 2002

Commando

An absolutely hilarious action movie starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as a ramboesque hero.

In this movie, Arnie is quite proficient in handling firearms, as indicated by his ability to fire an m60 in one arm, and his ability to fire two assault rifles in both arms with seemingly perfect accuracy. Its should be noted that Arnold also has the infinate ammo as well. Take consideration that grenades are especially noteworthy, as they seem to explode on impact, and take about 3-6 guys out with them each time.

Another noteworthy task is that Arnold takes out the entire Cuban army, without even so much as a scratch, well you know the kind of scratch that doesnt need a bandaid. At the end of this movie, he breaks a 6 foot pole off of a wall that just happend to be there, and he launched the aforementioned pole across 200 feet and nailed a guy in the chest with it, killing him instantly.

This is a movie for nights when you need a good action movie, accept no substitutes. Except rambo

by Not Zane September 9, 2004

sidewalk commando

any guy who has the Harley t-shirt, wallet with chain, jacket, tattoos, and all that shit, yet doesn't even own a motorcycle

So Buck, you got a bike yet, or are you still a fuckin' sidewalk commando?

by budley October 10, 2005

going commando

To not wear underwear with pants. Named so because your junk is going in alone, and without support, much like a commando.

John is going commando biking to prevent chaffing.

by azrel9 November 30, 2011