Genital Combustion

noun. a rare STD in which the genitals suddenly explode without further notifications, usually during the day when no one expects it to happen

Teacher: Tell me class, using the law of sines, what is the angle of A?
Student: Well, since angle B is 46 degrees, side b is 23 units, and side a is 13 units, we can say that...*balls explode*
Teacher: Oh my darkness! He suffered from genital combustion!

by Humpcatter16 January 17, 2010

Spontaneous Self-Combustion

Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a more formal way of describing the act of spontaneously self-combusting. A more graphic description of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is where a flame inside the body bursts into a flaming outbreak, consuming the body and possibly the surrounding area.
The concept of Spontaneous Self-Combustion first appeared in writing in a Charles Dickens novel. Could the idea be linked with vampirism (burning in light), love (an internal flame of love) or smoking (accidentally inhaling/swallowing lighters, and/or fuel - don't try that at home, or anywhere for that matter)?
The practicality of Spontaneous Self-Combustion is questionable; can a human (mostly made of water) really spontaneously self-combust? Not that I am trying to taint the fun, or anything.
Spontaneous Self-Combustion is a fairly surreal concept to most, so fire-proof underclothing has not yet become necessary. Not yet.

As the person innocently wandered down the street, an internal flame grows into a rage and eats at the mortal remains. It was most unjustified!

by Globule July 3, 2005

Combustable Lemon

From the game Portal 2. A lemon with the power to explode and start a fire. Yelled by Cave Johnson via an old recording while Chell and Glados navigate through the abandoned part of Apeture Science laboratories.

"I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that burns your house down!"-Cave Johnson

by gaaraofthedamned October 2, 2011

Spontaneous Human Combustion

When a person, or Republican, randomly bursts into fire.

"Spontaneous Human Combustion can strike anyone, anytime, any--sic"

by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005

Coldur

Two sources;
1)elvish- Explosion
2)German- All mighty and powerful.

1)There was a Coldur is Rivendell.
2) Dont mess with Colur, He will fuck you up.

by Coldur January 17, 2005

Communasty

Originating in Appleton, WI, communasty is a term used widely to describe the large population of car-less, usually homeless, coffee drinking, hand rolling cigarettes, crust punks in the area. Communasty was derived from the words "communism" and "nasty" because that's what they all are. Nasty communists.

Lacy: "Did you hear about how anti-establishment and punk rock and cool Dan and Scott are? Everything they say is super important. It's like they're preaching the truth!"
Cassie: "Yeah, they're totally communasty."

by Lace Face January 8, 2008

combustible

A sexually attractive.. you want to play with his fire ;)

matt is so fucking damn combustible i just wanna ignite his fire

by Me August 18, 2003