Colton hashagen

A real life noodle, Sid the sloth headass, doesn’t think eyes change color headass, gets pussy once and crashes his car headass

Bro that guy is so tall skinny and white af he looks like a Colton hashagen

by Rainbow667 June 8, 2019

Colton

He is a coon

Yo you a coon colton

by Dyucky October 7, 2019

Colton Daoust

That quiet kid that always gets left behind especially in dangerous situations. He is that one kid to break something at a party. He spills his drink at every dinner. If there is fire around, he will put his finger in it. If there is a knife around he will start cutting things. He also shoots every one of his teammates in World War Z and laughs when they die.

Colton Daoust A man who, when browsing his name on Urban Dictionary, will get a ridiculous confidence boost.

by FurryLover225 June 4, 2020

Colton Kikes

One of the coolest kids at your school. Colton Kikes is the most athletic kid in your school and plays soccer, football, and basketball. (Because everyone knows that baseball is a gay sport.) Plus, he is one of the cutest kids in your school and you won't ever wanna let him go if you end up dating him.

Colton Kikes is literally the coolest kid in your school.

by Ur Mom's Boyfriend March 2, 2021

Colton X Monke

Monke is epic hot

Colton: Stfu again

Me: Colton X Monke

by MrFloppers May 13, 2021

Colton Urso

a real nigga

u see Colton Urso over there? He a really nigga no cap.

by datningga190 September 23, 2021

Coltons creeper

When you fist a large girl with both arms then eventually crawl inside them. Someone will alert the authorities but you tell them to back off cause you ain't done with the bitch yet! Then proceed to root around till the job is done.

Man, I did a Coltons creeper on a chick last night and I ruined the inside of my buddy's minivan.

by Scooterfudge October 4, 2021