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college whore

a sweet girl who goes to college and suddenly turns into an out of control fuck monster with complete disregard for values, morals, and being faithful to a boyfriend if she has one.
monica was innocent and sweet until she went to san diego state university...there she turned into an evil college whore
by less indifference April 22, 2006
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College Student

A machine that turns coffee into essays, charts, and various equations depending on its major.
I need a college student to crank out a theorem by monday morning.
by chemmjr April 13, 2010
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College life

Think of your balls with the skin torn away and your balls hanging and then being kicked there
Think of your balls hanging there with the skin torn away and being kicked there that is college life - Thebluehour

Holy shit - BlackenHysteria
by BlackenHysteria October 22, 2008
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College as Trade School

College as Trade School is another example of the commodification of modern life spills over into post-secondary education in alarming ways. The historic benefit of college previously included the perceived civilizing effect and greater awareness of the sweep of history and human progress. That aspect has been reduced in the headlong rush toward getting one's ticket punched to enter the workforce in a more favorable position. That is basically like getting a Fast Pass to jump ahead in line at an amusement park, only some readers and riders will get nauseous from the event.

If you dare to think about education for education's sake, or the immense satisfaction and richness of learning and appreciating a world beyond your immediate surroundings, then you will be ostracized in the 'get ahead now because you will miss out' ethic that is the hallmark of the current zeitgeist.
I paid a fortune for a BS, and found out about College as Trade School. I was surrounded by other BS people in a mad scramble to drink through the term and Google my derivative research paper topics.

He didn't study enough to make it into a good university, so he had to settle for College as Trade School. that condemned him to a life in (gasp!) middle class. At least he had been informed of all the great benefits of joining the consumerist cause and could now spend his way into lifelong debt on top of his student loans.

She only averaged 550 on each of her SAT sections and had to go to College as Trade School instead of to a great university.

He was desperate to break out of his sad chav existence, even if his ticket out was going to College as Trade School. That was better than a dreary live stuck in some Council flat playing bad football on Saturdays and chainsmoking. Thus continued the slide into the Malthusian hell of the early new millenium.

Demographics is destiny.

Sic transit gloria mundi.
by adam_before_eve October 21, 2006
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Newcomb College

Oldest degree granting women's college in the country. Part of Tulane University of New Orleans, Louisiana. Tulane Uiversity used Hurricane Katrina as an excuss to close this 119 year old institution, inventing monetary excuses to combine Newcomb College and the men's college Tulane College.
Newcomb College is known for their destinctive pottery style.
by leehcar September 17, 2006
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college slut

a smarter that average slut. capable of getting into an institution of higher learning, but not capable of remembering what happened to her underwear last night.
a college slut includes: pretty much every sorority girl in the united states of america. or any girl seen walking down to fraternity row on a thursday, friday, saturday, or sunday.
by hpshifty March 12, 2011
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community college

The only type of school that I could afford thanks to a tanking economy.

Funny enough, it also makes everything you did in high school irrelevant.
I was accepted to the University of Illinois-UIUC. But after crappy financial aid and being unable and unwilling to get many loans, I ended up having to go to the local community college instead.
by drbirdly June 4, 2009
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