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Cockbound

A situation in which one claims to be straight, but appears to be inevitably hurdling toward homosexuality.
Naw son, you cockbound?!
by GSGmayhemGSG December 24, 2010
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CockDoxx'd

CockDoxx'd happens to Ladera Teens when their mostly normal teen activities like driving fast and being loud ends up exposed on social media such as Ladera Ranch Moms Facebook Groups.

You are CockDoxx'd when Local Ladera Moms with way too much time on their hands. posts a photo of you doing a typical teen behavior and outs to your parents.
'I was totally CockDoxx'd by some Mom, she posted a photo of me running a red light and my mom saw it on Facebook'
by Steford Wife 38 December 20, 2017
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Cock to dog

Cameron called Charlie to bed so he could do the nightly cock to dog before falling asleep
by Bigred2916 July 18, 2018
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Cockbonding

A form of male friendship and mutual attraction based on each other’s cock. Can be either non-sexual or sexual. The non-sexual form can be based on admiration of the shape, size, or squirts of the other ‘s cock; the erotic form on mutual sexual activity, such as jerking off, cocksucking, or fucking.
Mark and Otis first experienced cockbonding on seeing each other’s hanging dick in the gym gang showers. They are now strongly cockbonded.
by Xaime May 28, 2019
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Cockjob

An insult used towards someone who is not only being a dick, but is also making a downright fool of themselves.
“You can shove it, cockjob”
by Pazsy June 8, 2020
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Cockatoo

A really loving bird who will be a lifelong companion if you choose one as an avian friend.

Cockatoos are often misunderstood, many people including a Battle Creek Michigan bird rescue like to say that cockatoos are hard to satisfy and that people can't fulfill the bird's best interest.

Although those people don't know the birds' best interests, most people don't understand that cockatoos aren't "One size fits all" animals like dogs. Cockatoos have different personalities and only the true owner of the bird can say what the bird's best interest is.

Even an adult that has cared for multiple birds can never truly say what a cockatoo's best interest is until they've actually had a cockatoo as an avian companion.
"Moxxie is such an amazing and well behaved cockatoo"
by Thecockatootamer October 11, 2022
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Yellow Cockhole

Yellow Cockhole a gutless parasitic person
When some Bozo threatens to bash a disabled guy in a wheelchair

Then the disabled guy gets up on his walking sticks to confront this Bozo

He spices his jocks and runs away- terrified

This makes him a yellow cockhole
by Neville Chan September 13, 2018
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