cockscanner

noun; a person (male or female) who stares at men's genital areas to determine penis size. generally used as a put down
usually applied to homosexual men

that dude at the bar is a total cockscanner

by porkrind February 6, 2008

Cockstalking

Becoming obsessed with looking a pictures of penises to the point that you can pick any random guy on the street and guess his cocksize to the centimeter.

"Iv got enough cockstalking under my belt to know hes got nothing under his!"

by MegRyan July 12, 2012

Cockstang

When a dumb little whore bag fucks a horse.

Wow i heard that bitch is a cockstang.

by Jefferymall from wikipedia July 18, 2009

CockBrain

someone who says something stupid cuz they been sucking to much.

person1: yo did u see the sky change orange?
person2: dog what is u talkin bout u gots that CockBrain!

by Matt "Big Dog" Dudley October 24, 2008

CockShinner

When a a certain someone proceeds to "lube up" a parteners rooster.Most oftenly done with butter or some other canned product.

Indy went against PJ's demands and came out of the closet by becoming a"cockshinner,"this was done after extasy was applied to the victim.

by copernicus22 June 7, 2007

cocksand

An irritating or annoying situation, person or business

"That person is such a cocksand!"

by plebgate September 4, 2014

Cock Stain

A mark left by the penis after sexual encounters

After I banged out this chick I slapped her face with my junk and left a cock stain.
My boy Fred Q. left a cock stain on this sluts forehead

by Chilidaddy September 5, 2021