A current example of a cockumentary would be HBO's "Behind the Candleabra" (Starring Michael Douglass and Matt Damon), which is a documentary about Liberacé.
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kristina is very complimentative
by Kristina / vinny February 6, 2007
Get the complimentative mug.A wonderful page ran by a sweet girl named Jess (hostileact) that is frequently being looked at/advertised/talked about on the Avatar Chat (AC). Basically, it's a huge page of compliments to certain people that is supposed to make ACers smile, laugh, or feel better. All you have to do to get your compliment up there is to mail her and she will put it up quickly. The best part is (and funnest), it's 100% anonymous, making it a total guessing game on who complimented you/someone else. It's always being updated as tons of people I imagine mail her with compliments. The page is open to anyone.
ACer: Wow, I would love to compliment some of my friends!
Jess: Sure, just mail me and I'll put them up!
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I didn't mean to have sex with your best friend, that was a cocksident.
Or, for a kid,
Sorry mom, I didn't mean to pee all over the bathroom floor. It was a cocksident.
Or, for a kid,
Sorry mom, I didn't mean to pee all over the bathroom floor. It was a cocksident.
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The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.
A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:
(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.
(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km
So with those assumptions we derrived:
(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness
where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners
The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.
A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:
(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.
(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km
So with those assumptions we derrived:
(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness
where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners
Girl one: She's such a whore, she banged Brian 5 full times and then a quickie at his parent's house last week.
Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.
Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.
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