cockfreak

Someone who keeps talking about his penis because he has a slightly bigger one.

Jim: Hey man lets hit the bars tonight, I need to treat a girl with a real thing you know...
Mike: Jesus Jim stop being a cockfreak!! You are only 7 inches long!!

by jimissobored August 25, 2014

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cockfeeder

Someone who wasn't breastfed by his mother. He was cockfed by his father.

Cockfeeder: You can't sit at the head of the table. That place is reserved for my dad.

by Stoole July 29, 2017

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A boomerang made out of ones severed penis.

Wait until you reach climax and decapitate your penis from your body. You can blow into either end to fill the penis with air to keep it erect for enough time to use the Cockerang. Then bend it at as right angle.

You now have your Cockerang... you can throw it at unsuspecting pedestrians for pleasure. If you throw it hard enough it can climax in mid air.

The reason it’s a boomerang is because if you do hit someone, there is a very high chance they will return the favour... thus it ‘returns’ to you.

David Hansen: I chopped my dick off and used it as a boomerang

Alfred the Mankiller: Dude... that’s a Cockerang

by Grant Hansen July 1, 2018

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