Cocker Blocker

Fuck you dad..

Papa is a cocker blocker

by Jame Carden September 18, 2016

Ghost cocker

The art of suddenly sucking on a 'ghost' or invisible (non existent penis) out of nowhere. In the middle of talking, making dinner, job interviews. Mid sentence a ghost cocker will start bobbing there head chocking on an invisible penis. Usually a ghost cocker is a cum guzzler as well. While sleeping you will hear them start to gurgle ghost semen. Very rare to find one. Only one known in Ipswich.

"Hi how are you ....gag gag gag....today."

"What the hell"
"Nevermind her she is a ghost cocker"

by Ipswichch August 28, 2023

Floppy Cocker

When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around

Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school

by Dazzledust January 14, 2023

train-cocker

One who rides the train in Southern California to avoid traffic but drives his car to the train and causes more traffic

Look at that train-cocker come out of the station and cut me off.

by Gurt_Train December 1, 2017

candy cocker

when his third leg surprisingly doesn’t taste like battery acid

he had that candy cocker, tasted like a lollipop. must’ve been real hydrated.

by ponyspank69 June 6, 2022

Cocker

Cocker a doodle doo.

Honey, let’s eat some cockers!

by ḑ̴̞͛̒ỉ͔͖̜͌ẹ̿͋̒̕ November 5, 2022

Cocker

1. noun, a synonym of friend or mate. Usually used in the North of England (Yorkshire), among other places.

2. noun, an insult, similar to arse hole or dick head. May be used in a homophobic manner. Seemingly used in North America and other English-speaking countries.

1. 'Eyup, cocker! You off down t' pub?'

2. 'That Jeremy guy, he's a right cocker - I heard he sucked off two guys at a gay bar the other night...'

by TheYorkshireTerrance December 19, 2019