1. When you are about to watch porn, and right as the video loads, you get an Instant Message (AIM, MSN, YAHOO, etc) that blocks the video.
2. The same instance of getting an IM, but right as you start to orgasm from masturbating while watching porn.
2. The same instance of getting an IM, but right as you start to orgasm from masturbating while watching porn.
by hoboX10 July 16, 2009
Get the e-cockblock mug.A person who prevents a friend from layin' down his game or lays down game on a female that he KNOWS his friend is into, just because he can. See Cockblock or SlickD.
by Gaetani April 20, 2003
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Noun. In the workplace: A boss (male or female) who says "no" to your creative & efficient idea, because they did not think of it first.
Verb. Operational Cockblocking: the act of getting ahead in the workplace rejecting your idea, but as their means to get ahead later in the future. See Operational Clockblock.
Verb. Operational Cockblocking: the act of getting ahead in the workplace rejecting your idea, but as their means to get ahead later in the future. See Operational Clockblock.
I thought Clockblockers, who can't get laid, only hangout in bars....
But today an Operational Cockblock happened to me.
Where my boss rejected an idea I had, because they thought it was dumb; although the idea would have saved the company millions.
Where a year later........:
Your boss got promoted because they used your idea they "brilliantly suggested"....
......and a week later: you get fired.
;)
But today an Operational Cockblock happened to me.
Where my boss rejected an idea I had, because they thought it was dumb; although the idea would have saved the company millions.
Where a year later........:
Your boss got promoted because they used your idea they "brilliantly suggested"....
......and a week later: you get fired.
;)
by AmusRudedawgg6976 October 16, 2009
Get the Operational Cockblock mug.adj. n. A person, ussually a female that her freind brings along on a first date in order to prevent you from having intercourse with her.
If that her FREIND wasnt such a cockblock i would have banged that girl!
I hate that girl's bestfreind, she's such a cockblocker.
I hate that girl's bestfreind, she's such a cockblocker.
by chris September 4, 2003
Get the cockblocker/cockblock mug.1. when a member of the asian community prevents another person's advances upon another
2. the worst of all cockblocks
3. something a good wingman should prevent with ease
2. the worst of all cockblocks
3. something a good wingman should prevent with ease
by Wickster September 20, 2008
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Person 1: Yeah I brought this girl with me to the movies with my best bud, but she ended up having more in common with him and he cockblocked me without even knowing.
Person 2: That some divine cockblock man.
Person 2: That some divine cockblock man.
by A Person Who Thinks April 24, 2010
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synonyms: cockblock, Jesus, religion
antonyms: sex. running the bases
Guy 1: "Man, Landon can't get any action from his girl."
Guy 2: "Why not?"
Guy 1 "He's got that Jesus cockblock
antonyms: sex. running the bases
Guy 1: "Man, Landon can't get any action from his girl."
Guy 2: "Why not?"
Guy 1 "He's got that Jesus cockblock
by rocky2012 December 26, 2011
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