Cockrobating

The act of masturbating while a cockroach waits patiently on your foot. Said cockroach may or may not be waiting for you to finish. While it is not impossible for a female to cockrobate, it is usually done by men.

Leave me alone, I'm cockrobating.

by a nodule of gonorrhoea October 24, 2014

Ohhhh Shit a COCKROACH

This word is used when you see a COCKROACH

You=walking
Friend=walking
You=see a cockroach
Friend=yell
Friend=Ohhhh Shit a COCKROACH

by REXSHARK=N-Word June 14, 2019

Cockroach

A derogatory term used to describe individuals with poor credit.

Walter the broker: Can they get a loan?
Jack the salesman: No, they have had multiple chargeoffs and a bankrupcy; damned cockroahes.

by Shahin January 31, 2005

cockdodger

A lesbian, one who dodges cock, stears clear of men

Did you see her? What a cockdodger!

by Robynn January 30, 2007

Cockroach

An evil demon from the pits of Hell that was sent here to torment and destroy! Can't be killed by an atomic bomb but a can of Raid can kill them...
Illuminati confirmed!

"There's a freaking cockroach on my burger!"
Cockroach: "But did you die?..."
"Yes a piece of my soul did in fact die, go back to Hell from whence you came!!!!" *sprays Raid* Feels like a hero. Knows that the Illuminati gives us a little power so that we feel in control....

by LionNessa June 22, 2016

A Cockroach

When a penis is so small and wrinkly, and looks more like a cockroach than a cock.

"Is that a cock or a cockroach?" asked the girl when she saw his small, wrinkly dick.

by Daddy Dolan August 17, 2018

mexican cockroach

the act of a crazy mexican steping on a sleeping mans dick thinking its a cockroach

my mexican wife steped on my dick this moring she said it was a mexican cockroach and i was like wtf

by creeper911 January 16, 2011