cockblocking

The act of publicly inviting someone (typically via social media) to suck your dick and then blocking them, presumably before getting your dick sucked.
Maj Toure is cockblocking up a storm on Twitter today.
by thesilverduke January 4, 2021
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Cockblock

The term is used when your homie wont hook up wit yo girls' friend so you dont get no booty
John: Hey man we gunna get sum tonight I got you in with Tina's friend ::points::

Mike: HELL NAH i wouldnt fuck her with a 10-foot pole

John: Fuckin Cockblocker
by Trips July 4, 2005
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Cockblock

Term used in racing and Video Games. When a car is a lot slower than another car and the slower car pulls out in front of the faster car to get a push.
Driver #1: I'm going to get a little push of this guy

Driver #2: He's trying to cockblock me!
by GTBrett June 23, 2005
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cockblock

its anything u want it to be really
an insult, exclamation of surprise..whatever
u stuipd fuckin cockblock!
by maumau and yearno November 10, 2003
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Cockblock

A man who farms chickens for a living
I am so hungry I could just go buy some chickens from the cockblock down the street.
by Elsaraness October 30, 2011
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Christmas cockblock

Untimely visitors around the holiday season that keep couples from having relations and or feeling the love.
My mother-in-law Dolores aka 'the Christmas cockblock' showed up with her bags for a week....no holiday cheer for us:(
by C.Lit March 29, 2015
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cockblocker

todd gibson is a cockblocker,he blocks others from a coworker he had already and dont want any longer.
he goes to extream to not let orther around her when she is drinking.
by robin allen October 22, 2003
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