When people obsessively compare themselves to each other to see who is 'the best' or 'the biggest'. It may or may not involve actual penises, but it can. Usually the things being compared are worthless and meaningless things like income, car size, house size, job performance, sports stats, partner attractiveness, and yes, of course, penis sizes.
They're all bragging about how big their cars are versus the other guy's car, they're just engaging in a useless dick measuring contest.
by suburban__dictionary August 20, 2023
Get the Dick Measuring Contest mug.In Video Games, stopping the enemy from capturing the point or winning the game. Also something that 90% of Overwatch players dont do.
MuffinHead89: "Dude, why didn't you contest the point? We (the rest of the team) were really close to coming back"
BlackThunder: "Because I would've died, idiot!"
MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us time by contesting the point!"
BlackThunder: "Because I would've died, idiot!"
MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us time by contesting the point!"
by mauncc August 16, 2018
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A competition in which participants use Adobe Photoshop and source images to synthesise an image, usually humorous.
Does not include coloring contests in which black and white drawings are colored digitally, even if they are colored using Adobe Photoshop.
Does not include coloring contests in which black and white drawings are colored digitally, even if they are colored using Adobe Photoshop.
by Proffesor L. C Johnson February 9, 2003
Get the Photoshop Contest mug.by Jessica Nations January 20, 2009
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I was walking down the blocc today when i saw this LoC^ with his crates on and he saw mine too so we peaced eachother.
Man1: I saw an 8Tr3y Crip today. Man2: How do you know? Man1: The crates he had on went in the order of 8 6lue and 3 white.
Man1: I saw an 8Tr3y Crip today. Man2: How do you know? Man1: The crates he had on went in the order of 8 6lue and 3 white.
by Jaylon Thomas August 28, 2008
Get the Crates mug.A test held each year to see who is the most retarded contestant of all. The winners of this year are sony roolz and Mac User.
by Assholes Inc. September 18, 2003
Get the fucktard contest mug.CLATES is a reference to the male testiclates or testicules. Originated from Group X in late 2010. This word is also used when you want to reference the "scrotum" or "balls" of a man.
by CLATEmaster April 16, 2011
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