the classy deuce

when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.

when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.

by the half gram rapper August 26, 2010

classy hobo squad

A group of people who are awesome and cool that deal with human situations due to savage slut, teapot, and psycho, and don't forget RINGOOOO. We have to deal with these issues and we are the classy hobo squad !!!

etc. Lily, Betty, and Lettie are part of the classy hobo squad to deal with Nicola !!!

by the second savage April 7, 2017

Crissy

A fake girl you make on a social network (like Myspace or Facebook)to mess with your friends.

Jordan: Our Crissy totally fuc*ed with Chris.

Robert: I know. He's such an errorist.

by Cameron Poe December 28, 2007

Classy Slut

A slut who has tactic and knows the line between a whore and a slut. She may have no pants parties where she wears a shirt as a dress, but she keeps it classy and still leaves things a mystery. She doesn't get pregnant and keeps sexual activities classy by not touching a man's reproductive organs with her hands or mouth. She keeps herself mysterious and lures in men with simple flirting and does not throw herself all over a man and does not act desperate. A classy slut may resemble a woman vampire.

"Jill has the men coming after her, she is such a classy slut, unlike her friend Jackie who is more on the bro hoe side."

"That girl's dress is so skanky!"
"Yeah, she needs to be more like Jill and keep it classy."

by The Classy Slut December 11, 2009

Cissy

(pronounced like 'sissy') a poor, abused, and persecuted beneficiary of cisgender privilege who cries and complains because there is a new word for what he or she identifies as.

Sure. Ben is gay- and that's great for Ben, but hes still a big cissy.

by notAnormal August 3, 2020

Classy Skank

A skank with hand herpes who is respectful enough to wear classy gloves to cover it

Damn Girl you look good take off those gloves and give me a handjob

Ok *takes off gloves*

Ewwww Hand herpes you classy skank you

by MrMcSkank February 16, 2013

The Classy Ginger

A bitch so classy, you can fuck her anytime, but she makes you wait until her divorce is final before you can fuck her in the ass.

My ex-wife screwed this guy I work with, then she gave him The Classy Ginger.

by butttttttttsexxxxxxxxxxxxxxx July 6, 2010