Cleveland Handshake

A night involving men and women where genitals and hands are involved.

Hey, isn't that Mike Lester's wife, I heard she's giving the whole school district 'Cleveland Handshakes', damn.

by Harry Grindrod March 23, 2011

The Cleveland Show

A black "The Family Guy".

A cartoon sitcom that will ironically and inevitably have the same fate as the '08-'09 Cleveland Cavaliers:

Imminent failure.

"The Cleveland Show" is gonna suck so bad that FOX is gonna be forced to make "The Quagmire Show".

by pelicaine September 10, 2009

Cleveland Spincycle

The result of taking a large dump in a
Washing Machine right before spincycle at the public laundry mat.

Yesterday I delivered a fresh
Cleveland Spincycle to those punk ass
illegal aliens. Next time they 'll think twice about leaving their clothes unattended at the Laundry mat...Wha! Ha! Ha!

by streetwhiz April 10, 2009

Cleveland Sundae

Originally performed in Cleveland, Wisconsin. When you create a ice cream sundae on the breasts of a female ( or male, whatever floats your boat), and proceed to lick it clean. Usually consists of ice cream, whipped cream, bananas, chocolate and strawberry syrup, and nuts. Not your nuts, peanuts.

Girl: "What're we going to have for dessert sweetie?"

Guy: "I don't know about you, but I'm having a god damn Cleveland Sundae!"

by lilsoccaman22 March 3, 2011

Cleveland Gobstopper

The act of using a plunger to unstop the
constipated ass of your lover to preform
the cleveland steamer.

Freddie patiently proceded with care proforming the Cleveland Gobstopper to unclog Harolds constipated anus to receive a fresh cleveland steamer.

by streetwhiz April 17, 2009

Cleveland Steamboat

A sexual act where the girl lies down on her back with her top off and the guy stands over her, finishing on her chest. He then turns around and squats down, dropping his balls on to her chest as he rubs them in his own ejaculate towards her stomach, leaving a trail of semen similar to the wake of a steamboat. As he finishes rubbing his balls over her stomach, he pumps his fists and yells "woo wooooo!!"

Guy standing with his friends
*phone rings*
guy *answers phone* "hello"
girl "woo woooo!"
guy *hangs up* i gotta go give this bitch a cleveland steamboat, i'll catch you guys on the flip side

by mike fellatio October 26, 2004

Cleveland Indians

The baseball team with the finest, most honorable mascot: Chief Wahoo.

Chief Wahoo is wonderful! He offends all white liberals, including Hillary Clinton and Senaturd Kennedy. All hail the Cleveland Indians!

by Delisious Tuna Wanda October 27, 2007