clean poop

The refreshing shit that makes you feel like everything came out solid, leaving no debris behind, or evidence on the toilet paper.

Here, eat these granola bars. They make you have clean poop!

by Schadenfreude231 November 5, 2013

clean panini

The clean-shaven vagina exhibited by strippers and exotic dancers at strip clubs, and lacking the large protruding labia of older, more wornout women. The panini is often enhanced by carefully-groomed pubic-hair "grill-lines" (e.g. the Brazilian). Technically, the clean panini is the antonym of the "roast beef sandwich."

Did you see that stripper's clean panini? She didn't have any lunchmeat hanging out.

by Spook5129 August 4, 2009

Clean House

Literal definition: Cleaning a dirty house/home.

Figurative definition: Getting rid of unwanted baggage in one's life, such as bad "friends" or fake people.

Literal:

"My house is so dirty!"
"Looks like you need to clean house!"

Figurative:

"That girl is such a bad friend and not worth my time."
"Girl, it's time to clean house!!"

by highschoolneverends July 28, 2009

Clean Escape

Wiping after going pooh and nothing being on the toilet paper.

After I took a dump and only saw one square of toilet paper left I was worried. It was a clean escape so I didn't need anymore.

by NorthCalScooter July 24, 2009

clean snap

This is a term used to describe when going to the toilet and you wipe and there is no feces is present on the toilet paper. The concept is that your feces clean snapped from your rectum without touching the sides.

"Hey Ryan, I just clean snapped!"
"I'm going to the toilet, hopefully I clean snap"

by DJ XSpence December 29, 2007

clean and jerk

A two part process of showering (clean) and masturbating (jerk). The clean does not necessarily come before the jerk, in fact more times than not the jerk precedes the clean. The engaging party often feels a sense of accomplishment upon completion of the clean and jerk as they have killed two birds with one stone.

Person 1: Hey man you about ready to go?
Person 2: Not yet dude, I'm gonna hop in the shower and clean and jerk before we leave.
Person 1: Well make it a quickie cause we gotta be there in like 20 minutes.

by Tony "The Situation" Simmons January 19, 2010

kleenex clean up

what a male has to do after he masterbates. Grab some kleenex and clean himself up.

hey, what are your plans for tonight?? Well about 9:00, I'm gonna watch some porn for about an hour, then a little kleenex clean up, have a smoke, and then its off to bed for me!!

by doc hargrove August 16, 2006