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catalina divorce

to take a boat out to a remote region and throw your spouse over the side.
by Nadine-Marie April 25, 2006
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Catalonian Roulette

A Person, usually female, takes several slow to medium acting laxatives. Several males, usually four, then punch the bottom out of a chair and sit her down on it, placing themselves around the chair they take it in turns to place their heads under it for a set amount of time, usually around 10 to 20 seconds. Eventually the female will shit upon the head of one male meaning he is the looser. The other males will proceed to kick him in the groin area as he is being defecated upon
Liz "Happy Birthday Johnny, as a special treat I brought some laxatives with me, now we can play Catalonian Roulette"

Johnny "No freaking way, that is totally awesome, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever"

Matt "Sound frickin sweet, I hope I dont loose again, last time you guys kicked me in the crotch so hard I was pissing blood for a week"
by Reverend Pope September 11, 2009
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catalonia

A nation inside Spain, very different from the rest of Spain, and which deserves to be independent one day. Original name, Catalunya, not Cataluña!
"Hey, I love Catalonia!"
by i.dont.remember.my.name May 21, 2007
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Catalina Cows

A catalina cow is a girl who attends Santa Catalina School.
Originally was a derogatory term from rival schools (who will not be named), but was then adopted by the catalina cows themselves as a fun loving joke poking fun at themselves.
Stevenson Girl: ooh, look at the cows! moooo!
Catalina Cows: *walks on all fours mooing* thats right bitches!!
by CatalinaCow March 10, 2008
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Catalunya

Catalunya is the Catalan name of Catalonia, an ancient nation and, presently, a region of Spain with many differences - they don't sing flamenco, they don't like bullfights, many of them don't speak Spanish, but rather Catalan ('bona nit', not 'buenas noches') - and which is actually older than Spain. They once governed the Mediterranean Sea.
I visited Catalunya and now I know what a castell is.
by BonaNit October 8, 2005
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Catalano

Usualy Italian, big nosed and hard headed. Has a tendency to shout really loud and be really competitive. Once he\she has a girlfriend, defends her\his questionable hotness like it is life.
Hes being a total Catalano
by SaintGeoge February 12, 2007
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Catalina

Really sassy, loves to dance,sensitive, has a big heart
Mom: Catalina where do you want to go for vacation

Catalina: I want to go to Santa Catalina island
by Byeeehiiiishyyyy August 11, 2019
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