Chinese Tank Block

When the only Chinese guy at a party stops a fat chick from getting in.

Bob: What is that dude with the weird eyes doing?
Sally: He's saving the party by doing a Chinese Tank Block.

by bigassyo August 24, 2014

Chinese Whore House

a particularaly loose term used to describe how obnoxious a house (and/or mailbox) can look from the exterior after repainting it.

My brother's first home looks like a Chinese Whore House now that he has sold it and it has been repainted.

by MicZakAtak June 4, 2016

Chinese rigma

When you have no clue what your talking about and want to confuse somebody.

Chinese rigma up me yota last night

by Ronny sloberdog December 6, 2018

Big DICKS In Fat Chicks 12!

The Ultimate Porno involving Ron Jeremy and Toola From Fat Pizza. A true Monster Mash

Yo i just got home time to put on me dad's old Pornos i got one called " Big DICKS in Fat Chicks 12! "

by sisterfister420 October 28, 2018

chinese buffet

Restaurant that serves a variety of food for you to gorge on. Such items include Crab rangoon, Chicken on a stick, General tso's chicken, moo goo gai pan, seafood surprise, and botulism on the half shell.
Food may be tasty at the time but will cause explosive diarrhea 20 minutes after you eat.

Boy I sure pigged out at the chinese buffet, and now i have diarrhea so bad I can poop thru a keyhole at 30 yards.

by David W February 8, 2005

Chinese Rattlesnake

When one puts rice in a balloon, blows it up, and inserts it into another's rectal cavity. The person inserts his or her penis or finger into the rectal cavity, and shakes vigorously, rattling the rice within similarly to the way a rattlesnake rattles its tail. Once finished, kick the partner in the stomach, successfully ejecting the now pressure cooked rice.

Yo, my stove broke down, so Jane and I had to Chinese Rattlesnake it last night.

by Rattlesnake God August 24, 2016

Chinese Secret

A "friends with benefits" relationship. Usually a Chinese secret involves a relationship between two individuals that contrasts sharply. For example, a relationship between a African American male and a Caucasian female, or a medical student and a janitor, or two individuals with statistically significant age difference.

Yo, did you see Alonzo trying to holler at that girl? He wants her to be his Chinese secret!

by Alonzo "the playa" April 14, 2008